Also can I say that this weekend, I have officially proven my love for alinasmiles? Because I swam in jellyfish infested waters during her birthday, and I thought it was pretty magical.
ILU ALINA BB AND HAPPY FIRST OFFICIAL 24 HOURS OF BEING AS OLD AS ME MOZEL TOPH ЦЫПЛЕНОК!!!!!
Guess who finally changed their avatar >.<
Credit goes to the LOVELY alinasmiles for drawing and making my stupid face look amazing (and smeg’s too and hers but they’re faces aren’t stupid they’re LOVELY . .. I’m going to bed … .)
HEY OTHER PEOPLE LIKE LIKE PINEAPPLES AND GREEN PEPPERS I FEEL SO UNDERSTOOD
happy birthday, devin bby~ *smooches you & your booty*
Love ya hun :’)
See you in a month!
HIPPPPP THRUSTSSSSSS INTO YOUUUUUUU
* aggressively hip thrusts back while yelling odd things at you *
SENDS YOU MEN WITH BEAUTIFUL BODIES AND MOST IMPORTANTLY NICE BOOOOOOOTIESSSSSS
I'M ACTUALLY SO EXCITED IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I REALLY WISH I WAS THERE WITH YOU TO CELEBRATE SO THAT I COULD SEXY SALSA DANCE AROUND YOU ALL DAY MMM GIRLLLL. ;)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ALINA OMG I AM SEXY SALSA DANCING EVERYWHERE TO THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR FUTURE SUMMER LOVIN AND YES WE WILL MEET AGAIN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUUUUUUUUUURL LOOK AT DAT BODY
SMOOCHES YOU 5EVERRRRRR
AND DON’T THINK IM NOT GOING TO PUBLISH ALL OF THESE JUST BECAUSE I CAN
Elizabeth, stay classy
rule 1: always post the rules
rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.
rule 3: tag 11 new people and link them to your post.,
rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them
1. What was your first impression of me?
Who is this chick and why is she in my inbox and WOW YOUR ICON IS PRETTY CONGRATS ON YOUR FACE
2. Who is your OPT?
3. If you were falling to your death, would you look down to see exactly when you’d die, or would you look up and enjoy the ride until the last second?
On a scale of one to ten how hipster are you feeling right now? And why isn’t scream my ass of in utter terror a viable answer?
4. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever said?
"Will you be my lunch forever?"
5. What is the longest you’ve gone without taking a shower?
IN THE GRAND CANYON
i regret nothing
6. How late did you stay up to finish the bestest book ever?
I don’t understand this peasant concept of sleep
7. What is your favorite moment in history?
The moment my eyes met yours
8. Finish this phrase with the first thing that comes to your mind. “Oh look! A ______ “
9. What other names did your parents want to name you?
Summer, Ann, Satan our overlord
10. What did you write about in your essay to the college you went to?
About the time I didn’t shower for two weeks
11. Besides your family, who would you take a bullet for?
1) Obligatory what’s your OTP?
2) My friend next to me just asked “Grilled Cheese?” Note it’s nearly 2am. What does this mean?
3) Last three media you engaged in (books/movies/shows ect). Third lead character is your zombie survival crew. How do you guys survive (or not)?
4) How many virgins or goats do you sacrifice to satan weekly?
5) KNOCK KNOCK?
6) Where are you taking the Hobibts?
&)What is the worst phrase to capslock ever?
8) What is your favorite hipster quote?
9) What house do you want to be in verus what you would realistically be sorted into?
10) stupidest thing you’ve ever eaten or *eaten*
11) DAMMIT JANNET I ___________”
Alina in full boyfriend action ;) @princealina #yeahbuddy #humps #alinasmiles #bmc (Taken with Instagram)